Total Medals Earned: 3,866 (From 677 different games.) Total Medal Score: 61,875 Points
Medals Earned: 5/14 (55/505 points)
Die 50 times
Die 100 times
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Commit suicide 15 times
Die 200 times
You could have white teeth by now
Die 500 times
Die 1000 times, put down your keyboard and go outside
2 hours of gameplay
Finish under 30 minutes, but I guess you're used to that
you're glitching the game, aren't you? Right? RIGHT!?
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/225 points)
Submit your score
Score less than 20,000 points
Play the game at least 10 times in one go.
Get a combo of 5 or more
See all 7 score message in one go.
Gain over 120,000 points!
Receive all medals on NewGrounds
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/65 points)
Get level 2!
Defeat box glove!
Defeat disco ball!
Get level 10!
Defeat hidra!
Get level 30!
Medals Earned: 2/8 (10/305 points)
You lost the game.
Kill a caveman with your icicle.
Hit a bird with your icicle.
Show some interest!
Hit two birds AND kill a caveman in one go.
Reach level 15.
You're the icicle master. Complete the game.
Medals Earned: 6/6 (215/215 points)
Collect 5 Stars
Collect 15 Stars
Collect 35 Stars
Collect 65 Stars
Collect 108 Stars
Medals Earned: 8/9 (370/470 points)
Earn 10 in-game Awards
Earn 5 in-game Awards
Earn 15 in-game Awards
Earn 20 in-game Awards
Earn 25 in-game Awards
Earn 30 in-game Awards
Earn 35 in-game Awards
Medals Earned: 8/22 (55/500 points)
Farm 100 Gold yourself!
Buy 10 Goblins!
Farm 500 Gold yourself!
Research 100 RP yourself!
Research 500 RP yourself!
Conquer your first realm and finish the tutorial!
Farm 2500 Gold yourself!
Research 2500 RP yourself!
Buy 25 Goblins!
Buy 50 Goblins!
Buy 75 Goblins!
Farm 10000 Gold yourself!
Research 10000 RP yourself!
Research 25000 RP yourself!
Buy 100 Goblins!
Conquer the first lands!
Farm 25000 Gold yourself!
Conquer the west lands!
Conquer the desert lands!
Conquer the mountain lands!
Conquer the green lands!
Conquer the shadow lands and the earth will be yours!
Medals Earned: 6/39 (30/430 points)
Level 1
Level 2
Level 3
Level 4
Level 5
Level 6
Level 10
Level 11
Level 12
Level 13
Level 14
Level 15
Level 7
Level 8
Level 9
Extract atoms from 118 different elements
Learn at 100% all elements in Knowledge
2 weeks played
24 Hours active time
Buy all upgrades
Ascension
Medals Earned: 30/30 (495/495 points)
Purchase 5 Botnets
Purchase 5 One Minds
Purchase 5 friends PCs
Purchase 5 Quantum chips
Purchase 5 Quantum Rifts
Purchase 5 auto-refreshing tabs
Purchase 5 Sentient Techs
Purchase 5 Server farms
Purchase 5 dedicated servers
Purchase 5 Super Computers
Purchase 10 botnets
Purchase 10 one minds
Purchase 10 friends PCs
Purchase 10 quantum chips
Purchase 10 quantum rifts
Purchase 10 auto-refreshing tabs
Purchase 10 sentient techs
Purchase 10 server farms
Purchase 10 dedicated servers
Purchase 10 super computers
Reach over 1000 views
Buy over 250 items from the store
Reach over 1 million site views
Manually click the refresh button over 1000 times
Buy over 500 items from the store
Increase the number of ads to x9
Increase bandwidth to x9
Reach over 1 billion views
Buy over 700 items from the store
Reach over 1 trillion views
Medals Earned: 2/4 (125/250 points)
Beat the first level.
Complete the first level without firing a shot.
Kill the boss without dying.
Beat the game.